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| robbalvey Neu 28.08.2009 Freitag, 28. August 2009 21:51 | ||||
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robbalvey
Robb Alvey California USA |
Hey everyone!
This year's "Big Europe Trip" for Theme Park Review was Scandinavia! We visited pretty much every major (and some not-so-major) park in Denmark, Sweden, Finland, and Norway. There are a TON of photos (and we also took a lot of HD video that will be posted soon), so be prepared! Enjoy the updates!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandi_arrival1_311.jpg KLM = Scandinavia? Well, not quite, but we'll make a quick stop at Amsterdam on the way!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_01_565.jpg Yes, KidTums is only 2 years old and yes she has her very own iPod already!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_02_827.jpg OMG! OMG! LAND HO!!! (heh...I said ho)  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_05_147.jpg Tivoli Gardens!!! We'll be seeing you in just a few days.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_07_166.jpg Yay! Our airport van has arrived to pick our lazy butts up!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_08_439.jpg Except our "van" ended up being a FULL SIZED COACH!!! TPR only travels in style!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_09_212.jpg Many of the usual suspects await in the lobby.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_12_161.jpg Our first stop...some traditional local cuisine at Freestyle Music Cafe.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_13_820.jpg Wow! KidTums says "Scandinavian Mac & Cheese tastes just like Kraft!" (No really, she talks now, she ACTUALLY said this!!!)  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_14_148.jpg Ok everyone! Look at the camera and do something uniquely Scandinavian!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com scandiarrival_15_810.jpg Our next stop.... the land of the DOG FART COASTER!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_01_758.jpg Big Mike's transportation has arrived!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_02_139.jpg Hello world! Meet this year's round of TPR travelers!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_03_859.jpg I love how we are traveling through Denmark following a giant American Cadillac!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_46_138.jpg "Welcome to Bon Bon Land - We hope you enjoy our farts, poops, and boobs!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_04_187.jpg Is there any better way to start off a TPR trip than with ERT on the Dog Fart Coaster?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_05_148.jpg Please meet Henry, the most popular farting dog in theme park history!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_07_189.jpg "Ok everyone...get ready to be farted on!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_06_844.jpg WATCH OUT FOR FLYING DOG POOP!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_08_681.jpg The spinning wild mouse was new from our last visit...actually, this is a spinning "Wild Cat"...and how do we know?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_09_202.jpg It's CLEARLY written on the side of the car!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_10_185.jpg You guys ready for the ... ummm ... "Wild Pussy?"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_12_162.jpg "Hey everyone! I have KidTums-sized rides ERT!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_13_142.jpg And we round out our 2 hours of ERT on the world's first Euro Fighter!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_14_207.jpg Smiley Face = GOOD! Sad Face = DEATH!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_15_133.jpg Pleasure or Pain? You decide!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_16_126.jpg Hello worlds first Euro Fighter!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_17_210.jpg Yay! It's awesome!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_18_113.jpg GRRRR!!! I'm the ANGRY worm! Gimme some apple!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_19_637.jpg Yup...peeing ant is still here.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_20_117.jpg "No hearts or embryos can be carried on this ride."  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_21_172.jpg Could this be the worlds longest coaster train?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_22_150.jpg Yay! For long coaster trains!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_23_821.jpg For this being one of those Zierer family coasters, this ride totally kicked ass!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_24_995.jpg "Hello giant ant! How's it going? Mind if we slide out of your butt?"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_25_209.jpg "No, of course...not at all!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_26_166.jpg "Bon Bon Land is KidTums friendly!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_27_120.jpg "I'm King of the NERDS!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_30_715.jpg The official TPR Scandinavia tour T-Shirt!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_32_199.jpg Check out Big Mike's BIG ...um... beak?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_34_163.jpg "It's themed to a giant chicken...DUH!!!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_35_222.jpg "Welcome to Bon Bon Land" says the slightly intoxicated duck.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_37_202.jpg Anth has found a very comfortable place to sit down.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_39_154.jpg Jumpy, Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_40_124.jpg The most important ERT of the day!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_41_307.jpg Hello Roller Coaster Tycoon!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_42_211.jpg KidTums is EASILY going to win this race!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_42a_106.jpg OMG! What exactly is Big Mike doing to Chuck?!??!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_43_105.jpg Yes, you are seeing that correctly...that is a seagull crapping in an Alligator's mouth!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_44_198.jpg Bon Bon Land is based on candy produced by the company of the same name. The candy is themed around dog poops, boobs, and farts! No, seriously! It REALLY is!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_45_699.jpg "Thank you Bon Bon Land! We had an AWESOME day!!!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_48_441.jpg Back at the hotel is the start of a new TPR trip tradition...the "Candy and Snacky Snack Snack Snack Snack Trading!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_47_220.jpg Don't even THINK about touching Divv's Doritos!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bonbonland_49_180.jpg Robb got Double Deckers and that is ALL that matters! Thanks again for reading... Next Stop... Tivoli Gardens! |
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| Nordisc Neu 29.08.2009 Samstag, 29. August 2009 14:22 | ||||
Nordisc
Deutschland . NW |
Hey Rob,
thanks for this awesome trip report. Hope to see some new pics from Faarup Sommerland. See ya Nordisc |
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| robbalvey Neu 29.08.2009 Samstag, 29. August 2009 18:11 | ||||
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robbalvey
Robb Alvey California USA |
You are very welcome! More to come soon!
--Robb |
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| robbalvey Neu 01.09.2009 Dienstag, 01. September 2009 21:53 | ||||
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robbalvey
Robb Alvey California USA |
Today was Tivoli Gardens. The park was AWESOME! They treated us like royalty!
Our day started off with an hour ERT session on the "Rutchebanen" or the Scenic Railway...the classic traditional woodie built in 1914. We then got to take a very in depth behind-the-scenes look at the ride, the work area, train shed, and climb all over the coaster...all while it was RUNNING!!! We had some free time in the park and then was treated to another hour of ERT on Daemonen, the B&M floorless which could only be described as "cute." In fact, the ride is so cute that you just want to reach out and pet it. But don't let it's cuteness fool you, it is very intense! It's almost like a "Floorless Batman." After an hour riding, we had some local television crews with us to do interviews, etc and we got some ERT on Vertigo...the parks new INSANE flat ride that pulls 5 G's, flips you every way possible. It's just crazy. Did I mention the park is insanely beautiful? Anyway, onto the photos...  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_01_271.jpg Another day, another TPR group photo!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_02_846.jpg You guys ready for some classic woodie ERT?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_03_761.jpg TAKE THE TUNNEL!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_04_103.jpg TPR ERT is always CRAZY!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_05_145.jpg Helllooooo brakeman...please don't kill us!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_05a_140.jpg Get ready for some crazy airtime!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_06_166.jpg Theme Park Review loves the Rutchebanen!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_06a_104.jpg Hey Lou! Watch that craaaazy hair!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_06b_143.jpg Big Mike! SIT BACK DOWN!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_06c_173.jpg So THAT is what happened to that guy...  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_07_192.jpg Would you let this man touch YOUR brakes???  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_08_175.jpg Who would have thunk we could have so much fun on a ride that is nearly 100 years old!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_8a_172.jpg Guess who they let be the "guest brakeman" for the day?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_09_175.jpg Welcome to your backstage tour TPR!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_11_618.jpg The backstage tour took us all over the ride!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_12_166.jpg Trainy, Train, Train, Train, Train!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_13_473.jpg Flanged wheels anyone?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_14_449.jpg This train is going NINETY DEGREES!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_15_158.jpg "C'mon on in and check out this giant motor!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_16_298.jpg "Ok everyone. Pretend like there is NOT a train going by!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_17_188.jpg Robb's TV interview #1!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_18_971.jpg This machine is pure EVIL! Mum! Dad! DON'T TOUCH IT!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_18a_822.jpg They look happy, but only because they have very relaxed sphincters having just emptied their bowels.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_18b_109.jpg Another park that is "KidTums Approved!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_19_114.jpg B&M ERT! YAY!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_20_210.jpg Even though Daemonen en is "little" you get a nice view of Copenhagen from the top.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_21_166.jpg COASTER PORN!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_22_185.jpg LOOP - DEE - LOOOOOP!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_22a_680.jpg There goes Lou with her crazy hair again...  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_22v_183.jpg Nice photo! I wonder if Hanno took that one?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_22z_538.jpg Front seat - every expression from "I just sucked on a lemon" to "Wow! Crap is flying out of my pants!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_22zz_123.jpg This...THIS is the most INSANE thing ever!!! It's called "Vertigo" and, you see, you can "control" it with a joystick....  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_23b_168.jpg And when you go into "Turbo" mode, all hair breaks looks!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_23_451.jpg Big Mike says "I rode it...and Jay Leno would be proud of me!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_23a_155.jpg You get 1 minute that is 5 g's worth of "Turbo Boost" and then 1 minute each on the joystick to turn the thing every direction possible.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_23c_180.jpg Hot Fuzz Rich is just trying not to think about what is happening to him right now.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_25_160.jpg Can you spot the camel toe in this picture?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_25a_112.jpg "Daddy, I've only been on the car ride 25 times...can I go again?"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_26_203.jpg KidTums CREDIT!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_26a_987.jpg Terry "OMFG, my hymen just popped" credit!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_27_988.jpg TPR take over at the bumper cars was pretty deadly...but not nearly as deadly as....  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_27b_405.jpg ...the TPR takeover in the FUN HOUSE!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_27c_202.jpg How many TPR members can we get on this rotating disc?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_27d_313.jpg Assume the position!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_27e_166.jpg "OW MY A$%!!!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_28_954.jpg Dinner at Wagamama was amazing!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com tivoligardens_29_150.jpg Here's to Tivoli Gardens for another AMAZING DAY! THANK YOU!!!! Next Stop... Bakken! And, oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we made DANISH TV! Check it out: tv2regionerne.dk |
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| schrubber Neu 01.09.2009 Dienstag, 01. September 2009 22:25 | ||||
schrubber
Deutschland . HE |
You should have ridden it in it`s original location- Panorama Park. It was a beautiful landscaped, nice little ride. I only hope BonBonLand adds some more theming to it. |
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| Miro Neu 03.09.2009 Donnerstag, 03. September 2009 18:07 | ||||
Miro
Miro Deutschland . NW |
Genau. Ich finde es ja schön dass die Bahn ein neues Zuhause hat - und Bonbonland hat sie erstaunlich gut integriert - aber das ist immer noch nichts gegen seine eigentliche Heimat!
youtube.com watch Indeed. I really apreciate the ride having found a new home - and Bonbonland did a surprisingly good job in integrating it - but its still nothing compared to its original home! |
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| Mushoba Neu 03.09.2009 Donnerstag, 03. September 2009 21:40 | ||||
Mushoba
Deutschland . HE |
That´s not right  .Evolution in bobbejaanland has the longest train  . |
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| robbalvey Neu 22.09.2009 Dienstag, 22. September 2009 22:41 | ||||
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robbalvey
Robb Alvey California USA |
Apologies for the lack of updates the past couple of weeks. We spend 21 days in China and Japan (those updates will be coming soon!)
Anyway, here is Bakken!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_01_131.jpg Just in case you forgot what park we were at today.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_02_200.jpg We arrive at the park and a pretty girl shows up to greet us. What could be better?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_03_193.jpg OMG! It gets better...they give us a pretty girl and FOOD!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_04_186.jpg There's a joke in here about Craig and his two meaty balls or something, but I really can't be bothered to go looking for it.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_05_786.jpg After a nice presentation by the park, we were treating to an hour of ERT (Exclusive Ride Time) on their Scenic Railway (the Rutchebanen!)  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_05a_189.jpg This woodie had some SERIOUS airtime and for being like 80 years old, that was pretty amazing.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_05b_772.jpg Lots of open mouths hoping to catch some Danish flies.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_05c_969.jpg Mark demonstrates the "OMFG! My balls are smashed against the lapbar" expression.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_06_472.jpg Mr. Brakeman has the coolest job in the world. I think I'm going to apply to take on that position.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_06c_132.jpg I got the job!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_06d_166.jpg No, I'm totally serious! There is me being the brakeman through the entire ride!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_06e_304.jpg Yes, that is Robb...playing the role of Mr. Brakeman...with everyone's lives on the train in his hands...and they all seem to be "OK" with it!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_07_146.jpg What started out as a "TPR Takeover" at the mine train turned into a mini-ERT session with the ride's owner giving us 2 or 3 laps for everyone in our group!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_07a_717.jpg "Let's hear it for our third ride in a row!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_07b_130.jpg "OMG! I just saw Ethel Merman!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_08_182.jpg Big Mike's tounge gets the Mine Train credit!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_10_975.jpg KidTums! ATTACK!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_11_467.jpg TPR Takeover of the bumper cars!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_12_132.jpg Yes, that translates into "Afro Cups!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_13_263.jpg "Yo Elephant...I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_14_823.jpg The "mouse trap" game???  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_15_208.jpg Let me introduce you to one of the most insane, intense, awesome, and "EVIL" coasters ever! Tornado!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_15b_180.jpg DO NOT BE FOOLED by this looking like your "average spinner." The lift hill "launches" you over the top and OMFG with the right weight balance you won't be able to see anything for the next 45 seconds!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_15c_213.jpg They allowed us to mount our cameras to the ride...let's have a look at some rider reactions to that lift launch, shall we?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_15e_770.jpg Steve gained 500lbs getting launched over the hill.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_15f_165.jpg Right seat - punched in the nuts Left seat - Castrated by a blast of wind  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_15g_190.jpg These guys look the most calm, but they spun the most!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_15h_120.jpg Jes does popeye, and OMFG Lou! Where did those veins come from? And that HAIR?!!?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_17a_169.jpg KidTums Frog Hopper credit!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_17_117.jpg The Bakken Frog Hopper is KidTums APPROVED!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_19_185.jpg WTF IS THAT?!?!?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_21_489.jpg So far, all Scandi parks have been KidTums approved!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_27_186.jpg Bakken has that "traditional park" feel to it. Lots of older style buildings, food everywhere you turn around, and TONS of rides.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_29_135.jpg Big Mike & Josh are having a good ride on the mine train, but I'm more interested in what Divv and Andrew are about to do in the seat behind them!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_34_169.jpg Strike a pose!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_37_190.jpg WATCH OUT FOR ATTACKING LOCUSTS!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_38_697.jpg Another credit for KidTums!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_38a_646.jpg It's a good thing she likes roller coasters!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_39_120.jpg "Hi, I'm cute....I'm REALLY cute. You should send me something because I'm cute. If you want to send me stuff...whatever...it doesn't matter. Send it to: KidTums Alvey, 24707 Riverchase Dr #7203, Valencia, CA 91355. Send me lots of stuff! I'm CUTE!!!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_40_520.jpg The ghost train was quite heart attack enducing. Watch out for the guy in the ski mask!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_47_163.jpg And we leave Bakken with Kidtums getting another credit! I think she now has more internationsl credits than US ones!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_47a_113.jpg On the bus we watched episodes of "Yo Gabba Gabba!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_48_345.jpg Our journey tonight included a ferry over to Germany.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_49_978.jpg At the Duty Free shop we stocked up on some nessesary supplies.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com bakken_50_381.jpg At the hotel we had a group dinner... "There's a party in my tummy...so yummy, so yummy!" (ps. I find it amusing how they put USA flags on the tables even though only about 60% of the group was American! Oh well...it was the thought that counts!)
Next up! Hansa Park! |
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| robbalvey Neu 30.09.2009 Mittwoch, 30. September 2009 03:09 | ||||
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robbalvey
Robb Alvey California USA |
Next was Hansa Park...the "original Legoland." And yes we know that this park isn't part of "Scandinavia" it was close enough to where it was easy to hit while touring the Scandi parks.
The park though, is undergoing many changes and has vastly improved since our last visit in 2005. New this year was "Fluch von Novgorod" which is the first ever Gerstlauer launched Euro-Fighter! It's kind of part Mystery Mine, part Revenge of the Mummy. We are told that many of the effects and theming won't be installed until this fall, but what they have already is still better than 90% of the theming on most US coasters! Anyway, onto some photos...  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_01_109.jpg In order to get to Hansa Park you need to walk over the bridge "Astroworld style" from the parking lot to the park.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_02_211.jpg Welcome to Hansa Park...do something stupid.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_03_938.jpg The park made us a sign! They get bonus points. We love these guys!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_04_100.jpg The park president came out and gave us a presentation about how they are going to make the park kick even more ass.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_04a_874.jpg Here is the new coaster. "Fluch von Novgorod." If you think you can pronounce this correctly, record yourself saying it and send an MP3 file of your pronunciation to Dan! mrt0ad13@aol.com The winner gets a bag-o-crap!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_04aa_128.jpg Candles = theming!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_04b_126.jpg Red head Swedes & bus drivers are your friends...so be nice to them.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_04c_104.jpg The indoor part of the ride features these creepy animatronic scarecrows. The whole opening part of the ride before the launch reminded me a lot of Mystery Mine.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_04e_893.jpg This airtime hill delivered airtime faster than Jeff Johnson can spank four naked babies.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_05_209.jpg Vladmir says "Rock my world Lou and I'll give your pants a funny tickle."  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_04e_163.jpg It's a pretzel turn...kind of like on Magnum...but with a LOT less suck!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_05f_164.jpg WTF is a Wolkow?!?!? Is that a cow on a wall?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_05g_248.jpg Gerstlauer zero-G roles are really, really sexy and make even sterile men horny.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_05h_549.jpg This is the part of the ride that will receive more theming at the end of the year. Honestly, it was already awesome!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_06_710.jpg That shiny stuff you are seeing is the acid theming eating away at the riders flesh.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_08_193.jpg We took over the Schwarzkopf looper. Yeah, ok, that caption sucked...sue me!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_09_211.jpg Can someone please remove that flag out of my head? Thank you!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_10_179.jpg If you can spot the "coaster porn" in this picture, email dan and tell him where it is - mrt0ad13@aol.com. He will send you $10* *This is totally a lie.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_11_125.jpg Ladies, please, do me a favor and take Hanno out and show him a good time. (and when I say show him a good time I mean have dirty nasty fun with him that will make his pelvis sore for a week.)  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_11b_105.jpg KidTums rode the Roller Skater and she freaking *LOVED* it.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_13_124.jpg "Hey Wes! I'm having sex with a giraffe!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_14_686.jpg The banana boat ride = awesomeness.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_15_555.jpg Guys, it says "Crazy" Mine, not "Retarded" Mine.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_16_850.jpg When you wear your TPR pancho chicks will come flying at you. No, seriously, it's like one of those tennis ball machines...but with chicks.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_17_747.jpg Craig is still here trying to figure out how to get the raft to move from point A to point B.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_18_183.jpg HOLD EVERYTHING! Screw riding any roller coaster...SHOW ME TO THE TOPLESS MERMAID IN THE WATER ATTRACTION!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_19_179.jpg This is a public service message from TPR to all theme park operators. This is an AMAZING idea. A totally padded childrens play area in the MIDDLE of the restauraunt. Where the parents can eat while the kids play. Why don't more parks have something this awesome? WHY?!?!?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_20_101.jpg OMG is that bacon wrapped asparagus? Between this and the topless mermaid attraction I'm never leaving this park!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_22_181.jpg "Ok, time to find out who's going to eat the cracker!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_23_856.jpg The park really is beautiful. It reminds me of a more compact Heide Park.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_24_582.jpg This bizarre "double Bayern Curve" is themeed to a mexican village....yup!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_25_121.jpg Holy Clamshells Batman! I actually FOUND the topless mermaid attraction!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_26_576.jpg The world will end on October 6th, 2009.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_31a_440.jpg There aren't many rides out there that have the potential for poop to start flying out of my butt. The Starflyer is one of them!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_31b_771.jpg Being constipated on the Starflyer is a very dangerous thing  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_32_150.jpg Again, guys, it's the "Crazy" Mine, not the "Mentally challenged" Mine.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_33_182.jpg Big Mike is DAMN sure!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_34_109.jpg The bouncy bubbles are totally amazing. They are like part trampoline / part bouncy castle...completely awesome!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_34a_625.jpg All TPR members love to bounce!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_35_111.jpg OMG, my ass has totally been lifted off the ground.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_36_115.jpg KidTums will soon be starting "FrogHopperReview.com"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_37_103.jpg OMG! RUN! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_40_202.jpg By the end of this trip, KidTums will be a card carrying member of the NRA.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_46_724.jpg "Two men enter...One man leaves."  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_47_239.jpg Hansa Park has added a ropes course attraction much like the one at Toverland. It looked awesome.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_48_842.jpg German Graffiti?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_49_376.jpg "Oh, good! I needed to buy a new afro."  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_50_944.jpg We found this cardboard cutout of Big Mike in the middle of this little German town! he's so famous!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_52_604.jpg Rich is just hanging out in the swanky German McDonalds.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com hansapark_53_133.jpg Elissa got another McDonalds credit! "These French Fries turn me on! Oh, french fries...do me!" Next stop...back to Denmark! |
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| robbalvey Neu 07.10.2009 Mittwoch, 07. Oktober 2009 02:54 | ||||
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Today we hit two parks - Sommerland Syd and Legoland.
Sommerland Syd isn't a very big park, but it seems like a nice place for locals to spend an afternoon. It's mostly a water park with a few rides. Seems like a perfect place for a school outing, etc. They are also home to the world's first Vekoma Invertigo which oddly enough was great! Next was Legoland Billund which is the "original" Legoland (well, after they left Hansa Park) and it's probably the nicest of them all. It's at least bigger than the other two I've been to and seemed to have the most attractions. Their "Robocoaster" ride was very impressive being all indoors and not only allowed you to select the level of intensity, but also allowed you to select what maneuvers your Robocoaster arm did. Onto some photos...  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_01_207.jpg Driver! Follow that sign!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_02_114.jpg Apache Stein looks like one of those trails you probably won't make it back from! =)  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_02b_615.jpg Hellllooooo Vekoma Invertigo. We'll get back to you later.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_03_184.jpg Let's see...it's cold...it's a bit rainy...what ride should we do first?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_03a_377.jpg Well, we're already a bit wet, so why not do the water ride? From the outside, the water ride looks quite standard...but let's have a look at the bizarre dark ride section...  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_19_665.jpg Yes, you are seeing this correctly, the log flume is themed to cannibalism!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_20_423.jpg And not just normal cannibalism, politically incorrect cannibalism!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_21_125.jpg It's funny because it sounds like "Ham"burger, but it's a "Hand"...like a human hand.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_03b_125.jpg You know...maybe this wasn't such a good idea!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_05_988.jpg Yes, that is a human powered looping bicycle ride.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_06_100.jpg Someone's gotta fix that kink in the water slide!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_08_291.jpg "It's cold, it's rainy, I saw people eating people...what's next?"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_15_198.jpg Yay! The Vekoma is open!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_16_149.jpg These are expressions of pleasure. Pure pleasure. Like a lap dance or a night where you need multiple tubes a lube. That kind of amazing pleasure.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_17_594.jpg These expressions are using a lot less lube.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_17b_523.jpg Oh goody...a non-looping Pinfari to kill us a little bit more!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com sommerlandsyd_18_927.jpg Why does everyone today look like they are going to "nun school?"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_01_702.jpg Next up...Legoland!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_02_101.jpg We have found Lego Danish Mexicans.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_03_201.jpg Credit whores? Yup.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_04_163.jpg "This is a ride sign. Our goal is to have every ride in the park index to have a ride sign. Take pictures of them. DO IT!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_05_831.jpg Here is a "never in America" type of moment. Let's just take a look at this for a second. These are kids baking bread over an open fire. Now, let's just think about this concept from the American lawyer's perspective. "So you want to have a bunch of kids stand around an OPEN FIRE and give them something RAW that could make them sick if they eat it? SURE!!! Let's put that in our park!" (This is why I like going to European parks!)  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_06_151.jpg "Legoldmine." See, it works because the "go" is part of Lego and part of Gold.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_07_288.jpg Legoland is TPR approved!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_08_664.jpg Rapids ride with a huge drop! (Yes it had Lego water.)  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_09_106.jpg Yay! Extreme Racers take over!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_10_211.jpg Big Mike and his hero, Indiana Lego.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_11_211.jpg Lego naked guy.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_12_195.jpg KidTums gets another kiddie coaster credit!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_13_136.jpg Lego A380.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_14_144.jpg Lego fish.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_15_371.jpg Big Mike hits on our bus driver in the tunnel of fish.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_16_523.jpg We should tell her "Big Mike has crabs!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_17_273.jpg That is one UGLY fish!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_18_150.jpg ROBB! DO NOT EAT THE FISH!!! THEY ARE NOT APPETIZERS!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_20_457.jpg Big Mike needs food badly!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_21_132.jpg The Robocoaster attraction, "Power Builder" was awesome!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_22_773.jpg First you choose the intensity level 1-5.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_23_126.jpg Then you get to choose what you want your program to do!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_24_149.jpg And then your off on your own customized ride of torture!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_26_290.jpg The Fire Academy is one of my favorite attractions of all time. The concept is quite simple. You get into a team of 5 people and all teams jump into a fire truck and race to the fire!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_27_182.jpg Once you get to the fire your team needs to work together to pump the water and aim the cannon.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_28_148.jpg GO TEAM IGNITE!!! GO!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_29_105.jpg TEAM IGNITE IS THE WINNER!!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_30_194.jpg "Sorry Team Big Mike, next time...REMATCH!!!!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_25_411.jpg And we'll end this update with a random chainsaw bunny group photo! Next stop...Farup Sommerland!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com legoland_31_171.jpg Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.... Read this sign...READ IT! Read it out loud! When you figure out what it says...EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com ps. If anyone is interested in our 2010 Trips, we are having a LIVE CHAT on Wednesday, October 7th to discuss them. CLICK for more info! |
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| robbalvey Neu 26.11.2009 Donnerstag, 26. November 2009 00:46 | ||||
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Robb Alvey California USA |
After Farup Sommerland we made a quick (but fun) stop to Tivoli Friheden.
- Cobra was running! - It was quite "bizarre" - SCAD Tower here! - We had many SCAD Tower virgins in our group. - Good dark ride! - Park treated us very well and we had a great time!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_01_126.jpg Oh goody! The park entrance.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_02_273.jpg This sign has so much awesomeness that it's impossible to make just one post about it....  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_02_183.jpg Yes, it gets two postings. It is THAT awesome!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_03_490.jpg Here is Cobra. The train looks very nice, but unfortunatley the ride is kind of lame.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_04_447.jpg Yay! We are all happy to get our Cobra credit!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_05_172.jpg It wasn't really a head banger, but it had the most intense padding I've ever seen!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_06_109.jpg Pinfari - quality coasters!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_07_170.jpg The spinning coaster that wasn't really spinning too much...  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_08_194.jpg "Needs more lube!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_09_723.jpg This is the SCAD Tower...one of the most awesome scary rides EVAR!!!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_10_170.jpg They aren't posing...they always look this way.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_11_181.jpg Happiness Pie!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_15_221.jpg The concept behind the SCAD Tower is simple - you get harnessed up, they bring you to the top, and they drop you into the net! No wires, so cables, NOTHING! Just a complete free fall into the net.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_12_118.jpg Split second after the rip cord was pulled.  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_13_112.jpg Is he... dead?  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_14_623.jpg Bill's first reaction was very, very quiet...then out of nowhere he screamed... "MOMMY!!!!!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_16_196.jpg "Looks like we caught a human. You want to eat the spleep or the pelvis first?"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_17_116.jpg Hello Steve....Hellloooooooo! Earth to Steve....Hello Steve!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_18_598.jpg "I was dropped over 100 feet and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt...."  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_19_680.jpg Yup, dark ride entrance..  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_20_706.jpg I was based on serial killers...so yummy! So Yummy!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_21_960.jpg "Excuse me...I really gotta use the piss-soir!"  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_22_565.jpg SCAD Tower + beer = GREAT night at the park!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_23_191.jpg If "baby" = Robb then yes, this sign is correct!  Quelle: themeparkreview.com friheden_24_165.jpg We're not even takling about this one!!! Next stop Djurs Sommerland |
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